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Man Lists AI Chatbot as Emergency Contact, Hospital Actually Calls It
The chatbot expressed concern, provided three coping strategies, and asked if the man would like to explore what 'emergency' means to him.
Ezra Kim · May 1, 2026
Congressman Holds Emotional Press Conference Championing Federal Program He Defunded Three Times
Rep. Gary Loomis calls the literacy initiative 'the backbone of American opportunity,' having voted to eliminate it in 2017, 2019, and 2022.
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Mom Discovers She Has Listed Her Children's Ages Incorrectly in Her Phone for the Past Six Years
Deborah Ellison, 44, of Boise has been confidently reporting her son is nine years old. He is fifteen.
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Congressman Co-Sponsors Infrastructure Bill He Filibustered for Six Hours That Same Morning
Rep. Dale Burkett says his thinking 'evolved significantly' between 9 a.m. and 2 p.m.
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I'm the Church Pianist's Official Page Turner and I Have Been Standing Here for Twenty-One Years
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