SPRINGDALE, AR — Harvest Fellowship Church issued a correction Sunday to its printed bulletin clarifying last week’s correction, which had itself been issued to address an earlier correction containing a misspelling of the word “correctoin.”

The cascade began six weeks ago when the bulletin listed the Wednesday night potluck as “Tuesday, February 11th,” a date that was both the wrong day and, technically, a Thursday. The initial correction transposed the pastor’s phone number with the prayer chain hotline, routing seventeen emergency prayer requests to his cell phone at 2 a.m. A second correction misspelled “apologies” as “apostles.” The third correction, distributed last Sunday, was formatted in a font size visible only to those seated in the first two rows.

Linda Hargrove, 61, who has compiled the bulletin since 1997, confirmed she is aware of the situation.

“I see it,” she said.

Associate Pastor Dennis Ruhl, 44, attempted to address the matter during announcements but was cut off when the slide operator advanced to the wrong screen, displaying a clip art lamb with the caption “His Sheep Know His Voice.”

“At this point we’re treating the corrections section as its own ministry,” said Ruhl. “People are reading the bulletin more carefully than they have in thirty years.”

Church leadership confirmed a subcommittee has been formed to oversee future corrections and will meet the second Tuesday of each month, which the bulletin has listed as a Wednesday.

At press time, the correction to the correction of the correction contained a grammatical error that Linda had already noticed, was not mentioning, and was handling.